Topic: General politics
Ive re-phrased "one liners" to "one liers" in Honor of the Obama presidency.
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When Obama promised "change" he didnt tell us it would be in Pesos!
Obama and Calderons "war on drugs" agreement - Calderon supplies the drugs,
Obama supplies the war.
Nero fiddled while Rome Burned, Obama's pouring gas on the flames
Obama promises to restore the Nation to what it once was - Mexicans, Indians and a few poor White Europeans living in log cabins.
The American Dream used to be a "house, a car in the driveway, 2 kids and a chicken in every pot." He's destroyed America such that the house is in foreclosure, the car catches on fire in the driveway, the kids wont have jobs, the chicken was banned because of its carbon footprint and the only "pot" is coming North from Mexico!
Obamas new "commander in chief" slogan - "when the economy must positively be destroyed overnight"
Around Bill Clinton, people got dead, around Obama theyre getting dead broke.
Obama has no chance for election in 2012- Satan wants his job back!
The reason Obama speaks so poorly in public is that the teleprompter is written in Spanish.
Know why Obama could never be circumcised? Theres no end to that prick
With friends like Obama, who needs the Russians?
Obamas wrecked the world economy so bad that even Castro is out of a job!
Both Obamas Presidency and electric cars have something in common- theyre both going up in flames.
Obama keeps preaching that "America must stop its dependency on foriegn oil."
How about if America stops its dependency on a Foriegn President?
Obama's wars over oil: Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, Libya, America...
GE is making a new washing machine in honor of Obama - It's Made in China, has instructions written by George Soros, the spin cycle never ends, has a black agitator and falls apart in 4 years.
Barack Obama- putting the "con" in "conversation.
Obama plans to run in 2012- he just doesnt realize it'll be across the Mexican border chased by an angry mob of 300 million.
Obama promised relief to Americans by taxing only the wealthy. They didnt realize that
meant he wouldn't tax them because he'd make them poor!
Obama said "he'd rather be a good, one term President..." If "good" means 1/3rd of the Nation on food stamps, $6 a gallon gas, record foreclosures and 18 percent unemployment, whats up his sleeve for the next term?
Obama stated that the "Mexican border is secure" He didnt tell us it was moved to Canada!
Obama says hes a friend of Israel. With friends like that, who needs Lebanon, Syria, Iran, Iraq...
Obama says America must end its dependency on oil. Thats like Michelle telling school kids to end their dependence on food.
